Hello there boys, girls and all you
inebriated leprechauns out there!

WELCOME TO THE UNOFFICIAL
S.britt BRAND FUN CENTER ©®™

I sure hope your folks don’t mind me entertaining you kids for the next few hours. I promised your parents I wouldn’t turn anyone into a human slot machine or bite the dog (but I never said anything about combing the leprechaun!). You see, this is the part of the internet where you can download desktop calendars, pictures to print & color and compete in hilarious gut-busting contests of irreversible repercussions (and immortal Russians)! It’s kinda like winning the Irish Sweepstakes without ever having to leave your inbox!

If you look to your left (right if you laugh like this), you’ll notice a calendar for March that you can proudly display on your desktop and be the envy of your savings bank, the Left Bank, or the drunk tank! Don’t delay, download your preferred screen size today (unless of course you’re far too stewed to operate such heavy machinery)!

There is also a brand new doodle for you to download, print and color this month. Why? Because it was literally the least I could do.

HEY LET’S HAVE A COLORING CONTEST, SHALL WE?

LET’S! For all you kids out there that have your own copy of Coloring CAN Be FUNNY! now you can make it pay off BIG! How, you say? Simple, I say! Color your favorite page(s), and then send them in to me, either by email or slug mail, to be entered into my monthly coloring contest. The winning contestant will be chosen by our expert panel of judges (me, myself and three of the seven voices in my head) and awarded a super secret pow! pow! powerful prize! The winner will be notified by smoke signals (or homely pigeon), and his/her winning entry will be displayed on this very page, as well as in last year’s telephone book! You have already lost SO MANY contests in life, what’s ONE more? What are you waiting for? Get coloring YESTERDAY!

February’s coloring contest winner once again hails from scenic Woodland, CA and is yet another talented member of the Eagleton family. In fact, last month every Eagleton participated, which made it that much more difficult to pick a winner. However, after careful scrutinization, contemplation and hours spent in deep meditation (I feel asleep in the tub), I have no other choice but to award the 1st place prize to young Ella Eagleton! With such thought-provoking phrases as “chew it up baby,” “chewy ice cream” and the rather controversial “burp!” I knew I was dealing with a future Dan Brown! And with a color palette that’d make Picasso green with envy (or yellow, rather), Ella clearly has talent beyond her years. Keep up the good work kiddo and someday I just might be entering YOUR coloring contest!

This month’s contest has already begun and all entries (to be considered for March) must be received no later than March 30th. All entries received later than the 30th will be entered into the April coloring competition. Thanks in advance for your participation AND all the leprechaun science kits and frosty mugs of green beer and that you’ll undoubtedly send my way to bribe and sway my final decision. It ALL goes to a good cause… the fightin’ Irish!

For now, all entries must be emailed, on accounta my P.O. Box went the way of the hoop skirt, the hoop snake and Mr. Hooper. As soon as I get a new one set up, you’ll be the third to know!

Keep checking the FUN CENTER for more pictures, winners, contests, recipes, taxidermy, gun repair and least of all fun.

by S.britt

Archie: What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?
Horace: Father O’Malley’s liver!

Archie: What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
Horace: He wets his knickers!